richards howto's of the week

howto eat all week without cooking or paying your self: make sure you have dinner appointments on every day of the week. monday: ex girl friend lucy. tuesday: jenny and dennis from my philosophy class (I made notes the time they were not there) wednesday: mark and mara, and mara even cut my hair. thursday: eat what ever the band playing at vera does not. friday: parents.

howto get a whole bunch of new mp3's (quick) without having you own file sharing program: tell one of you old friends (for instance sven) about a new band you have heard a lot about (for instance franz ferdinand) make sure he downloads the whole album and then download it from his computer courtesy of high speed internet connection payed by someone else. thanks sven.

howto get the best quality digital pictures without having you own digital camera and not playing to much for it: get a good quality nikon, FE or better, (but lets say a olympus om-4ti will also do the job) with a good lens, lets just say a 180/2.8, use kodak 100 asa transparent film (6 euro for film, processing and framing) then visit a friend with a 400 euro canon canoscan 9900F scanner, leave the transparents at his place so he can do the scanning for you.